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Question:
This is great! I've been waiting for someone to guide me for so many...minutes now. My question is, how has someone like you, with such skill, and so many things to offer to the world been kept such a secret all these years.

Oh, and what is the exchange rate for the currency in Siberia? I'm thinking of making a visit. Do they have cheap electronics?

-Skotte

Answer:
Seeing as how you are my first client, I have deemed your question worthy for a response. It is actually quite interesting that you mentioned Siberia. It is the Siberians who have been keeping me from sharing my God given talent to help people. They became aware of my gift when I was traveling through Europe as a toddler and have worked day and night to keep it under wraps. They feared that if my talents were unleashed and easily accessible that world peace might actually be achieved.

How did I escape the grasp of their silencing grip you might ask? I gave one of the guards some bad advice on purpose and after disaster struck and he lost his left eye lid, me and my gift were set free.

As far as the exchange rate, I have no idea.